PROCRASTINATION: TIPS FOR WRANGLING THE PESKY BEAST

PROCRASTINATORS TO DO LIST 

 MONDAY

  1.) Set alarm for 730am – wake up at crack of noon

  2.) Drink coffee, scrutinize To Do List, then watch 5 Nurse Jackie’s

  3.) Walk past mountain of laundry, avert eyes

  4.) Obsess over noxious fumes inhaled at construction site on 77th and 3rd

  5.) Compare myself to Alison, then feel horrible for 2 hours

  6.) Assume everyone in Tuesday Night Yoga hates me

  8.) Stare at vacuum for 20 minutes then go to Ebay & spend $60 on stupid crap